I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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