The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
