everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
