Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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