she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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