How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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