In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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