we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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