Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
he fucked my hip out of place.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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