No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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