I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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