operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
vagina is talking i cant
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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