making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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