I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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