I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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