thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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