she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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