just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
what day is it and did you see me today?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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