is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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