I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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