yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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