My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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