I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Let's get the cat blown out
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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