I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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