Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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