I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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