youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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