butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
