ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
