you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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