never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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