I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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