it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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