how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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