she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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