ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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