there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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