I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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