She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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