trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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