dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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