i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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