I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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