Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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