Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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