New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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