He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
ok first of all what the fuck
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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