My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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