And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
40s are totally the cure
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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