Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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