oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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