Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
