i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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