You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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